5.06.2006


Self-Administered Pre-Employment Assessment

This is a mere sampling of my favourites, word for word. I was warned of its "built-in scale for polishing the apple" and to "relax and be honest". You can take it, too!

1. When was the most recent time you sold or gave any illegal drugs to any of your co-workers at work?

2. The small amount of illegal drugs you sold or gave to your co-workers was not enough to hurt their performance. True or false?

3. How many times have you used any illegal drugs while at work?

4. The illegal drugs you have used at work were not enough to hurt your performance. True or false?

5. The things you have taken (stolen) from any of your employers were not important enough to hurt their business. True or false?

6. What is the estimated value of equipment, materials, parts, supplies, etc. you have taken (stolen) from all the companies you have worked?

7. When was the most recent time you took (stole) any equipment, material, parts, supplies, etc. from any of your employers?

8. You have taken money from your employer without anyone knowing it, but you always put it back later. True or false?

4 Comments:

Blogger Lindsey said...

I don't understand.

2:31 PM  
Blogger ah said...

It's okay.

10:51 AM  
Blogger nokomis said...

come on ashley, i'm dying to know the answers

5:28 PM  
Blogger IT Houston said...

As someone looking for work alot m yself i have taken similar tests quite often. I wonder if they don't think its as funny as i do to tell them my friends call me tony montana.

6:27 PM  

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