Introducing Dove's Regenerating Hand Cream. A scientific breakthrough and huge step for mankind!

Whether you lost a bet, got too close to a lawn mower, or had the mob introduce you to the cleaver, this could be a viable option. Simply apply generously to affected area. After two to three weeks of religious application additional digits will be visable. If spontaneous regeneration persists consult your physician. Results may vary.


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