Spent three hours reading. Lying stomach down on the berber. For minimum wage. At eye level the floors look so much dirtier (I actually saw a toenail). Then I thought about Cloud Cult and if they actually sing "meow" (which is surprisingly common) or if I just think they do. Half of the song seemed an appropriate soundtrack. But the rest didn't. Like that track you want to play at your wedding until the part where they say "biatch". Or the one advertising cars on teevee that is really about cocaine.